Favorite film scenes of the decade

Posted in Movies with tags , on December 5, 2009 by cmdugan

With the close of the decade eminent I’ve seen a lot of “best of” lists out there in the blogosphere. Here are my top ten picks for favorite film scenes of the last ten years.



10. “Time Machine” – Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

While it’s hardly great, Napoleon Dynamite was easily one of the weirdest and funniest movies of the decade. It’s hard to pick just one scene that exemplifies that but I’ll go with Napoleon’s attempt at time travel:

9.  “Remy cooks the final dish” — Ratatouille (2007)

I like what this quick little scene says about art and culture and how we relate to it:

8. “Weight lifting” – Unbreakable (2000)

The video quality is terrible but this clip from Unbreakable is one of my favorites. The scene where Bruce Willis and his son gradually discover his power really demonstrates Shyamalan’s skills as a director. I like the gentle humor that’s woven in there as well (“How much did you put on that time?” “All of it.”)

7. “Everyone has AIDS” – Team America: World Police (2004)

Nobody lampoons self-righteous liberals and their lame productions better than Trey & Matt:

6. “I hear everything” – Superman Returns (2006)

I’m not much of a superhero movie fan but I thought Superman Returns was an elegant and extremely well put together entertainment (I realize that many people disagree with me there–maybe if they had shook the camera around more and shot the whole thing at night in the rain?). The scene of Superman taking Lois into space and explaining his dilemma as a god-like hero has a real mythic feeling to it that I like (skip ahead to 6:20ish):

5. “Birthday video” – Signs (2002)

While it might look silly on it’s own, in the context of the film the scene is absolutely startling and real. Once again Shyamalan isn’t scared to inject some wit here (“Move children! Vamanos!”):

4. “Braddock vs. Baer” – Cinderella Man (2005)

I don’t have a clip of the actual scene but the final battle between Jim Braddock and Max Baer is a tour de force of cinematography, editing and tension. Ron Howard brilliantly cuts back and forth between Russell Crowe’s family listening to the fight on the radio and the fight itself. The slow but intense way the whole thing builds is genius.

3. “Battle of the Heroes” – Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)

While it’s not the best lightsaber battle in the saga–that honor goes to “Duel of the Fates” from Episode 1– this is a close runner-up. Say what you will about George Lucas’s writing abilities (he’s been nominated for more best screenplay Oscars than you have) the man can stage, frame, pace and edit an action sequence as good as anybody (John Williams doing the score doesn’t hurt either):

2. “Asthma attack” – Signs (2002)

As Roger Ebert said this is a scene that basically puts the whole movie to the side and is only about itself. Mel Gibson gives an awesome and understated performance here as he struggles with his son’s attack but also with his own faith. I love the gentle way the score creeps in as well:

1. “Carl & Ellie: Married Life” – Up (2009)

This is probably the best 4 minute sequence in Pixar movie history (and that’s saying quite a lot). No dialogue–just simple visual storytelling. Pixar proves once again you don’t need a bunch of pop culture references, obnoxious sight gags and celebrity voices to connect with an audience. If this doesn’t choke you up you have no soul:

Make your own Derek Jeter Jack-O-Lantern!

Posted in Fun, Sports with tags , , on October 14, 2009 by cmdugan

Jeter Pumpkin

Hey kids it’s that time of year again! Here’s a step-by-step guide to making your very own Derek Jeter Jack-O-Lantern:

  1. Purchase a large-sized pumpkin from your favorite farmer’s market or grocery store.
  2. Use a damp cloth to clean off all the dirt from the surface of your pumpkin.
  3. You’re done!

Jonathan Silverman…

Posted in Fun with tags on June 30, 2009 by cmdugan

Silverman…would like to apologize for any hurt he may have caused you and he just wants things to go back to the way they used to be.

Stop the Stop the Madness

Posted in Politics with tags on May 5, 2009 by cmdugan

For the most part I disdain protest rallies. The founders of this country envisioned an educated populace rationally organizing a petition of grievances—not a bunch of 18-35 year old’s upset about things they know nothing about gathering together to smoke weed and meet chicks.

Here’s a photo journal I’ve put together of some signs I made up (and one real one—try to guess which!) explaining how I feel about the modern American protest rally:

My protest sign

Strong opinions

Caper

Free stuff

Passive Indifference!

Ahhh, Selleck

Posted in Fun with tags on May 1, 2009 by cmdugan

Since I’m tired of seeing an aging David Faustino stare back a me every time I open a browser window I give you something marginally less off-putting—a Tom Selleck birthday cake:

Selleck cake

There, isn’t that so much more pleasant? May the hope and love that Selleck brings be with you always.

David Faustino…

Posted in Fun on April 2, 2009 by cmdugan

The Faustino

…is not Shia LaBeouf’s dad. He just wanted to clear that up.

Thanks?

Posted in Politics with tags , on March 11, 2009 by cmdugan

Shameless Chili's plugAt his press conference this morning, President Obama spent a great deal of time assuring the American people that the latest spending bill/stimulus package/ACME money shredding machine would include a minimum of earmarks or at the very least only earmarks that are “worthy” (whatever the hell that means). Now I think it’s cute that the President has got the blog up and he’s trying to make this the most “transparent” administration in U.S. history (whatever the hell that means) but who are he and his congressional cohorts kidding? Promoting this kind of unprecedented spending and then spouting all manner of rhetorical blather about “responding to needs of communities” while at the same time reducing waste—with all of this done under the guise of protecting the taxpayer—is kind of like me robbing $500 from you and then giving you a $10 gift card to Chili’s.

Dichotomy

Posted in Commie Twits, Fun with tags , on February 24, 2009 by cmdugan

Poopie heads

Dewmocracy in action

Posted in Beverages with tags on February 20, 2009 by cmdugan

Mountain Dew VoltageFor those of you who are looking to share your opinion on new soda products (or anything at all really thanks to the “General Discussion” thread) look no further than the message board for Mountain Dew Voltage! There aren’t enough places on the Internet to share opinions anonymously so the good people at PepsiCo are really doing the Lord’s work here.

I’m planning on putting up a 12,000 word post exhaustively detailing the relationship between Post-Keynesian economics and our current supply of Yellow 5.

Jason Mraz is the evil leprechaun!

Posted in Fun with tags , on February 9, 2009 by cmdugan

Perusing the top albums in iTunes the other day, I came across Jason Mraz’s latest (terrible) album:

Mrazzy

Hmmmm. I know I’ve seen this somewhere before. That’s right! The “amateur sketch” of the Alabama leprechaun reported on here!

leprachaundrawing

I mean c’mon: “We Sing. We Dance. We Steal Things”? That’s what leprechauns do! It all makes sense now.

So in closing, Jason Mraz is a nasty little Irish faerie who “wants to know where the gold at”.